5 Jokes That Would be an Absolute Scream at Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor

Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor has been serving up some serious laughs at Magic Kingdom park for 10 years today! These “Monsters of Comedy” ask the entertaining audience to come up with jokes to use during the show, so we thought we’d celebrate the attraction’s anniversary with some of your best jokes. Download your favorite, below, and share with a funny friend!

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Main Street Electrical Parade Will Light Up the Night at Disneyland Until August 20

By Nicole Nalty

The Main Street Electrical Parade returned to Disneyland park earlier this year, and we’ve been soaking up every minute of the limited-time magic! If you haven’t had a chance to catch the electrifying parade, we have good news: The Main Street Electrical Parade will continue through August 20! That’s right, due to popular demand, the iconic nighttime spectacular will illuminate Main Street, U.S.A. at Disneyland park through the summer.

Start planning your visit and stay tuned for more Disney news!

Take a Bite Out of the Big Apple with These 13 New York Disney Moments

By D23 Team

There’s something magical about a big city like New York City––which is probably why some of our favorite Disney moments take place in the Big Apple. Read on to see some of our favorite NYC moments from Disney films, shorts, and shows.

(P.S. Explore the city with D23 during our exciting event, D23’s Behind-the-Scenes Experience: Magic in Manhattan & More––click here for more details.)

Splash

Splash (1984)
This isn’t your ordinary mermaid tale… When a mysterious mermaid (Daryl Hannah) re-encounters a man (Tom Hanks) she saved as a young boy, she sets out to find him in New York City. Through a series of mermaid mishaps, Madison explores the city with her newfound friend and learns how to live on land, before she’s captured for examination.

James and the Giant Peach

James and the Giant Peach (1996)
A giant peach comes to the Big Apple in this live-action meets stop-motion animation film. James dreams of visiting the Empire State Building before the death of his parents, and his new bug buddies help him get there by way of this phenomenal fruit. James and his friends end up living in Central Park, in a house made from the peach pit.

The Cheetah Girls

The Cheetah Girls (2003)
Galleria, Chanel, Dorinda, and Aqua strut all over Manhattan in their quest for fame, but perhaps the most memorable New York moment comes in the film’s finale, when Galleria’s dog, Toto, is trapped underneath the streets of Manhattan. The Cheetah Girls’ singing saves the day and the fear of almost losing Toto brings the group back together.

Newsies

Newsies (1992)
This beloved musical about New York newsboys on strike danced into the hearts of Disney fans everywhere. The newsies may be a bunch of down-on-their-luck boys fighting for fair paper prices, but they all have big dreams of someday being the “King of New York.”

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Oliver & Company (1988)
“Once upon a time, in New York City…” An unbelievable cast (starring Billy Joel, Bette Midler, Joey Lawrence, and more) leads this unforgettable tale (or should we say tail…) of a lonely kitten who finds friendship in a pack of dogs. The 1988 film gives audiences a “dog’s-eye view” of NYC, particularly during the catchy musical number “Why Should I Worry?”

Johnny Fedora and Alice Bluebonnet

Johnny Fedora and Alice Bluebonnet—Make Mine Music (1946)
These star-crossed lovers first meet in the window of a New York deparment store, but soon Johnny Fedora travels from the Brooklyn Bridge to the Jersey Shore to find his true love, Alice Bluebonnet, once more.

Gargoyles

Gargoyles (1994)
Under a magical curse, the Gargoyles are forced to be frozen in stone until their castle “rises above the clouds.” Little did they know that relocating the Gargoyles to a New York skyscraper would break the curse and allow them to defend the night once again! Now the Gargoyles trade Scotland for New York City as they fight crime and save the day.

Fantasia 2000

Rhapsody in Blue—Fantasia/2000 (2000)
This dynamic look at the relationship between sound and sight features a whimsical segment set to the tune of George Gershwin’s “Rhapsody in Blue” that takes place in the city of New York. Never has the faced-paced, diverse life of New York City been depicted so fluidly as in this jazzy segment. From the life of a construction worker to the trials of a young ballerina, the whole city comes to life in fabulous animation and sound!

Enchanted

Enchanted (2007)
The 2007 film takes viewers on an enchanting tour of New York, from Times Square to Central Park (who could forget “That’s How You Know”?).

Bolt

Bolt (2008)
Action hero Bolt only knew the Hollywood life of soundstages and special effects until a mix-up results in a one-way ticket to New York City. While Bolt must adjust to the life of a regular dog, he meets a great friend in a local cat, Mittens, who helps him learn how to be a regular dog and travel across America to find his beloved Penny.

The Avengers

The Avengers (2012)
We all know New York’s famous landmarks: The Statue of Liberty, The Empire State Building, Avenger’s Tower… In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, these Super-Heroes loom large over New York City, defending its citizens from the monstrous Chitauri and the tricks of Loki. While the Super-Heroes get off to a rocky start, by the time they are done saving the day they’ve learned to be a true team, moving in to the former Stark Tower and giving the Marvel Cinematic Universe one of its most iconic landmarks.

Paperman

Paperman (2012)
While the Walt Disney Animation Studios short may be about a real love letter, it’s also a love letter to New York City, as our hero and heroine travel the city by way of (very aggressive) snail mail.

New York Weenie (2013)
During a walk through Central Park, Minnie gets a hankering for a hot dog. Ever the gentleman, Mickey buys Minnie a weenie—which ends up slipping out of the bun and bouncing its way through Central Park. Mickey chases the dog through iconic Central Park spots before ultimately catching the slippery snack.

11 Destinations Full of Disney Magic

By Jocelyn Buhlman

We love to explore the world of Disney and learn more about the Company’s fascinating history.  What can we do when we need our daily dose of Disney? Well, good news, Disney explorers! There’s a whole wide world of destinations that are full of history, fun, and that classic Disney magic. We have a full tour of Disney-related places that you might not have explored yet, but you’ll soon return to again and again!

Goofy at Castaway Cay

Castaway Cay
Some days you just need to get away from it all… so why not stop by Disney’s private island, Castaway Cay. Disney Cruise Line guests can visit this tropical destination in the Bahamas, featuring a family beach, a snorkeling lagoon, and unique character greetings! This location isn’t just the perfect vacation destination, but it’s also a piece of nature in careful preservation. Disney researchers work on restoring the health of the local coral reefs and protecting the endangered loggerhead sea turtles that nest in Castaway Cay.

The Walt Disney Family Museum
If you want an enlightening experience filled with both magic and history, stop by the scenic Presidio of San Francisco and visit this museum featuring interactive galleries detailing the history of Walt Disney’s life. Highlights include a massive model of “Walt Disney’s Disneyland,” and special exhibitions of amazing Disney-related artwork. The Walt Disney Family Foundation, founded by Diane Disney Miller, runs the museum and helps keep Walt’s history alive for Disney fans everywhere.

Aulani resort

Aulani, A Disney Resort & Spa
If you want to relax the Disney way, this breathtaking resort and spa in Ko Olina, Hawai’i will provide all the pixie dust you need. Lounge at the lagoon, have a pool party with your favorite characters, and enjoy so much more at this beautiful destination that celebrates Hawai’i as only Disney can. Whether you’re making a splash at a pool party with Goofy or solving the riddles of the Menehune Adventure Trail, Aulani provides the unique experiences only Disney can create.

Walt Disney Birthplace

The Walt Disney Birthplace
D23 Members will soon have the chance to revisit this historic Disney site, built by Walt’s father, Elias Disney, and designed by Walt’s mother, Flora. The Walt Disney Birthplace is a historic restoration project that not only preserves the house where the Disney children were born, but also offers visitors the opportunity to look inside this period of Disney family history.

Walt Disney Hometown Museum
This museum, located in Walt Disney’s “hometown” of Marceline, Missouri, will reopen to the public on April 1 with a brand-new exhibition floor. The museum is located inside the Santa Fe train depot, a location Walt cherished dearly during his life. This museum features exhibits on Walt’s life in Marceline and is home to hundreds of personal letters from the Disney family, special movie footage of Walt and Roy, and even a Midget Autopia car from Disneyland!

Walt’s Barn
The barn that Walt Disney constructed in the backyard of his Holmby Hills home—where he ran the Carolwood Pacific Railroad—can now be found at Griffith Park in Los Angeles. Families are invited to visit the barn on the third Sunday of each month from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. to celebrate Walt’s love for trains and meet with fellow enthusiasts.

Walt Disney Concert Hall
The Walt Disney Concert Hall, designed by architect Frank Gehry, was created thanks to the generosity of Lillian Disney, the Disney family, and other donors. This internationally-recognized architectural landmark is home to the Los Angeles Philharmonic and the Los Angeles Master Chorale, providing the magic of music to Southern California.

The Walt Disney Studios

The Walt Disney Studios
While the studio and corporate headquarters where Disney makes the magic isn’t always available to the public, through D23’s special events you can set foot on the most magical studio on earth! If you are a D23 Gold Member, you can enjoy a special tour of the historic Studio lot, including a look inside the Walt Disney Archives and a tour of Walt Disney’s office suite. Click here to explore the D23 2017 calendar of events!

El Capitan Theatre

El Capitan Theatre
Step into Hollywood’s glittering past and experience movies like they were meant to be seen at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, California. Owned and restored by Disney, the El Capitan presents movies in immersive Dolby ATMOS sound and oftentimes features props and costume exhibits from favorite Disney films!

Disney Wilderness Preserve

Disney Wilderness Preserve
The Walt Disney Company partnered with The Nature Conservancy and the State of Florida to purchase property to restore wildlife and preserve native plants. The Wilderness Preserve captures Walt’s love of nature and future-minded attitude. Located in Kissimmee, Florida, this beautiful preserve features a hiking trail with a one-mile trip to Lake Russell where visitors can see the wonders of nature like eagles, bats, tortoises, and even the occasional Florida panther!

D23 Expo

D23 Expo
We host the ultimate Disney fan experience biennially at the Anaheim Convention Center, and this July, you can experience all the magic, wonder, and adventure of Disney at this gathering for Disney’s most passionate and loyal fans. This three-day event, which features all the magic and excitement of the past, present, and future of Disney entertainment under one roof, will make every Disney fan jump for joy. Tickets are on sale now for the Disney event you won’t want to miss.

Celebrate 10 Years of Meet the Robinsons with These Walt Disney Quotes

By D23 Team

Today we are celebrating 10 years of the Disney animated film Meet the Robinsons. We love the movie for its forward-thinking adventures of the young inventor Lewis in the amazing world of the future! While Louis is marveling at the wonders of the future—or as the citizens of the future call it, “Todayland,”—everyone reminds him of one important thing: “Keep moving forward.” This mantra isn’t just good advice, but also a quote from Walt Disney himself!

In the spirit of Meet the Robinsons’ forward-looking ideals, we’ve made some sharables with our favorite Walt quotes that we think capture the spirit of the movie. Download your favorites, and share them with any of your friends who love Meet the Robinsons!

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Dante the Dog’s Debut & Wreck-It Ralph’s Return—Plus More in News Briefs

By Courtney Potter

Meet Dante the dog from Disney•Pixar’s Coco, and Wreck-It Ralph 2 reveals its official title…Read more, along with other news from around Disney, in this week’s news briefs!

Dante's Lunch

Disney•Pixar’s Coco Presents Dante’s Lunch—A Short Tail

How cool is this? First we got to see the official trailer for Disney•Pixar’s newest animated film, Coco, two short weeks ago… and now, we can get to know Dante (the film’s adorable dog co-star) a little better in a brand-new short, Dante’s Lunch—A Short Tail, just released today. Check it out here!

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Save the Date!
Be sure to mark these upcoming Disney events on your calendar:

D23 and Walt Disney Archives
April 7, 2017
Lunch with a Disney Legend: Burny Mattinson
April 8, 2017
The Official Walt Disney Studios Tour—Presented by D23
April 10, 2017
D23 Members Invited to “Eat Like Walt” at the Disney California Adventure Food & Wine Festival
April 26, 2017
D23’s Behind-the-Scenes Experience: Magic in Manhattan & More
May 12, 2017
Lunch with a Disney Legend: Marty Sklar in Florida
May 13, 2017
D23’s Magical Screening Series: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl On the Lot
May 13, 2017
D23’s Magical Screening Series: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl in Florida
May 19, 2017
D23’s Behind-the-Scenes Experience: An Afternoon Adventure to Pandora with Joe Rohde in Florida
July 14-16, 2017
D23 Expo 2017
Studios
April 21, 2017
Born in China opens in theaters
May 5, 2017
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 opens in theaters
May 26, 2017
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
opens in theaters

June 16, 2017
Cars 3 opens in theaters
November 3, 2017
Thor: Ragnarok opens in theaters
November 22, 2017
Coco opens in theaters
December 15, 2017
Star Wars: The Last Jedi opens in theaters
Parks
March 1–May 29, 2017
Epcot International Flower & Garden Festival
March 10–April 16, 2017
Disney California Adventure Food & Wine Festival
May 27, 2017
Pandora—The World of Avatar opening at Disney’s Animal Kingdom
May 27, 2017
Guardians of the Galaxy–Mission: BREAKOUT! opening at Disney California Adventure
August 31-November 13, 2017
Epcot Food & Wine Festival
2019
Star Wars-Themed Lands Opening at Disneyland and Walt Disney World

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Break-ing News: Wreck-It Ralph 2 Debuts Full Title and New Logo

The Internet is a-buzz with some very exciting news to come out of CinemaCon (the official convention in Las Vegas for the National Association of Theatre Owners) last night: Wreck-It Ralph 2 has an official title, and a brand-new logo!

Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 will open in theaters on March 9, 2018, and—as you can take away from the title—the film follows Ralph as he goes on what’s sure to be some amazing adventures in the land of the Internet! We’ve only heard a few other tantalizing snippets of info about the film so far… chiefly, that John C. Reilly is back as the title character, and he’s joined once again by Sarah Silverman as Vanellope Von Schweetz.

Keep your eyes peeled (and your WiFi routers open) for more info as it becomes available.

New Behind-the-Scenes Look at Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

We’re (not-so-)patiently counting down the days ‘til the fifth installment in the Pirates adventure—Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales—sails into our local cineplex, and we were needing a little somethin’ to help tide us over… so color us thrilled about this brand-new, behind-the-scenes look at the film, above.

If you’ve been keeping track (like the good Pirates fans you are!), you know that Oscar® winner Javier Bardem joins the sea-worthy shenanigans as Captain Salazar, a sinister apparition bent on exacting revenge on Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp). You’ll hear from Javier in this new video—which also briefly introduces us to actors Brenton Thwaites and Kaya Scodelario, who play Henry Turner and Carina Smyth, respectively.

Don your tri-corner hat, gather up some rations, and mark your calendars: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales opens in theaters nationwide on May 26.

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Shanghai Disney Resort Launches New Spring-Themed Trains

Spring is bloomin’ all around the world, and our friends at Shanghai Disney Resort are getting into the spirit of things by launching four new spring-themed trains on Metro Line 11, along with the city’s subway operator, Shentong Group.

The trains are customized both inside and out with lovely decorations blending spring seasonal touches with classic Disney elements. Happen to be heading to Shanghai in the next few months? You’re in luck: With the recent launch of the new Shanghai Disneyland Spring Seasonal Pass, Metro passengers will also be able to scan a QR code printed on the interior of the train to purchase the new passes. (So convenient!) The new pass will be valid for multiple entries to the theme park by the same visitors from now through July 16.

Happy spring!

Guardians of the Galaxy posters

Marvel Studios’ Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2—New Posters, New Video, All Awesome

Seriously, this May is packed with cinematic goodies a-plenty! Case in point: We open the month with the return of lovable misfits Star-Lord, Gamora, Drax, Rocket, and Baby Groot in the much-anticipated Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Take a look at the film’s new posters, as well as a brand-new look at the film, here.

StellaLou

Duffy’s New Friend StellaLou Hops Into Tokyo DisneySea

Tokyo Disney Resort is getting ready to celebrate all things spring (including their newly expanded Disney’s Easter event), and Duffy the Bear is welcoming a new friend to help him observe the floral-hued occasion. Her name is StellaLou, and she’s an adorable lavender rabbit who dreams of someday dancing on Broadway. She’s been helping teach Duffy about following your dreams.

Starting April 4, guests can meet StellaLou—as well as Duffy and Mickey Mouse—during “StellaLou’s Greeting Drive” at the American Waterfront… which will also feature some totally cute StellaLou-themed merchandise and delicious eats. Click here to find out more.

Welcome to the family, StellaLou!

Music of Pixar live

The Music of Pixar LIVE! Comes to Disney’s Hollywood Studios

A tuneful new show is coming to Walt Disney World Resort, and it starts on May 26. The Music of Pixar LIVE! A Symphony of Characters will play three times nightly at the Theater of the Stars at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, and it’s set to feature all your favorite Pixar songs. Read more about it here!

Puppy Dog Pals

Disney Junior’s Puppy Dog Pals to Premiere on April 14

You’re in for a tail-waggin’ good time when Disney Junior’s newest animated series, Puppy Dog Pals, debuts with two back-to-back episodes on Friday, April 14, at 10:30 a.m. EDT! Created by comedian Harland Williams, Puppy Dog Pals follows two fun-loving pug brothers, Bingo (Issac Ryan Brown, black-ish) and Rolly (Sam Lavagnino, Miles from Tomorrowland), whose appetites take them on “paws-itively” thrilling adventures throughout their neighborhood—and around the world! Williams serves as a consulting producer and writer on the show, and voices the role of Bob, the pups’ devoted owner.

Recurring guest stars include musician Huey Lewis as Bulworth, the junkyard dog; Patrick Warburton (Family Guy) as Captain Dog, the star of the pups’ favorite television show; Jack McBrayer (30 Rock) as Hedgie the hedgehog; and Leslie David Baker (The Office) and Cheri Oteri (Saturday Night Live) as neighbors Frank and Esther Exposition.

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Fan Favorites from Disney California Adventure Food & Wine Festival

D23’s intrepid reporter Nicole Nalty recently spent the afternoon trying all manner of tasty treats and beverages at the Disney California Adventure Food & Wine Festival… it’s a tough job, but someone had to do it! Check out her rundown of delightful dishes (available now through April 16) here.

Autopia

A Fresh New Look for Disneyland Park’s Autopia

It’s a fun new trip for a fan favorite! Our friends over at the Disney Parks Blog recently debuted some new photos of Autopia—the classic Disneyland Park attraction where so many of us got “behind the wheel” for the very first time. Featuring Honda’s amazing ASIMO (Advanced Step in Innovative Mobility) humanoid robot and its new friend Bird, Autopia now takes guests on a fabulous “road trip” that begins at a friendly campground.

Back in spring 2016, Autopia got a headstart on its refresh when its cars were repainted in cool Honda colors—and fuel-efficient Honda engines were installed under the hood. Take a spin through Autopia’s new story during your next visit to Disneyland Park!

Lin-Manuel Miranda and Jordan Fisher Take to the Streets with “You’re Welcome”

They may be residing in different countries (at least for the next few months), but that didn’t stop a recent collaboration between Oscar® nominee Lin-Manuel Miranda and singer/actor Jordan Fisher—who will soon be co-hosting this year’s Radio Disney Music Awards—for the music video for their Moana end-credits version of “You’re Welcome.”

Lin, who’s currently shooting Mary Poppins Returns in the United Kingdom, walked the streets of London for his portion of this fun new video, while Jordan took to the New York City streets… all before the two actually came together (for realsies) in a recording studio for the video’s big finale.

Check out the video, above. And, “you’re welcome.”

Meet Coco’s Dog, Dante, in Dante’s Lunch—A Short Tail

By Jocelyn Buhlman

Every dog has his day, but poor Dante can’t seem to catch a break! Dive into the beautiful world of Disney•Pixar’s Coco in this look into the adventures of Coco’s dog, Dante, who just wants to enjoy a nice bone. What happens when the bone has other plans?

Meet Dante and the whole cast of supernatural fantasy characters and finally find out if Dante does get that bone after all when Disney•Pixar’s Coco opens in theaters on November 22.

Hop Along with Duffy’s New Friend, StellaLou!

By Jocelyn Buhlman

Just in time for the spring season, Tokyo DisneySea is introducing us to one of Duffy’s newest friends! Meet StellaLou, the lovely lavender rabbit joining Duffy’s cheerful group of friends.

StellaLou first met Duffy along the American Waterfront, in front of the S.S. Columbia. She told Duffy about her dream of dancing on Broadway, and the graceful rabbit taught Duffy an important lesson about chasing dreams!

StellaLou merchandise

Want to add StellaLou to your adventures? You can purchase your own StellaLou plush starting this Thursday! And there are even tasty treats, like a special strawberry mousse, available for purchase at New York Deli and Cape Cod Cook-Off at Tokyo Disney Resort.

StellaLou merchandise

If you want to meet StellaLou in person, be sure to visit when ‘Disney’s Easter’ opens on April 4 for “StellaLou’s Greeting Drive.”

We can’t wait to learn more about StellaLou’s adventures with Duffy and friends! Purchase your own StellaLou plush starting this Thursday, exclusively at Tokyo DisneySea.

Say “Bonjour!” to These Beauty and the Beast Coloring Pages

By Jocelyn Buhlman

Join in the magic of Beauty and the Beast—in theaters now—with these special coloring sheets. Let your imagination run wild as you bring to life your favorite characters, such as Belle, the Beast, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts, and more! If you are looking for a fun way to celebrate your favorite Disney movie, then be our guest and color in these pages!

Beauty and the Beast coloring pages - Belle
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Beauty and the Beast coloring pages - Gaston and Lefou
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Beauty and the Beast coloring pages - Lumiere
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Beauty and the Beast coloring pages - Cogsworth
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Beauty and the Beast coloring pages - Mrs. Potts and Chip
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