By Savannah Salazar
Avast ye mateys! It’s a treasured day around these waters because it’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day, a day where ye, well, you get the idea. To help you out, we’ve pillaged through our favorite Disney pirate quotes for you to take a gander at. Landlubbers can try their hand—or hook—at being a pirate with these iconic quotes.
Now, read up, me hearties, yo ho!
Peter Pan
- Captain Hook: “Why, you blithering blockhead!”
- Captain Hook: “Look alive, ya swabs! We’ve got ’em this time.”
- Captain Hook: “I’m a codfish!”
- Smee: “Aye-aye, Cap’n.”
- Smee: “Oh, dear, dear, dear, Captain Hook. Shootin’ a man in the middle of his cadenza. It ain’t good form, ya know.”
Captain Hook: “Good form, Mr. Smee—Blast good form!”
Jake and the Never Land Pirates
- Cubby: “Aw, coconuts!”
- Jake: “Yo ho, yo ho, let’s go, let’s go!”
- Jake: “Thanks for being the greatest mateys, a matey ever had!”
Tinker Bell and the Pirate Fairy
- Zarina: “If you give it to me, I’ll give you quarter.”
Silvermist: “Quarter? I think we need all of it.”
Zarina: “Quarter means mercy.” - Rosetta: “Avast ye swabs!”
Treasure Planet
- Long John Silver: “We best be keepin’ a sharp eye on this one, eh, Morph? Wouldn’t want him strayin’ into things he shouldn’t.”
- Long John Silver: “You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course! Stick to it, no matter the squalls.”
Muppet Treasure Island
- Benjamina Gunn, aka Miss Piggy: “No one maroons me and gets away with it!”
- Benjamina Gunn, aka Miss Piggy: “Of all the back-water, no-class piles of sand in the ocean, you had to wash up on mine?”
- Captain Abraham Smollet, aka Kermit the Frog: “Mina… fate has brought us together again. Well, actually, buried treasure and pirates brought us together.”
Benjamina Gunn aka Miss Piggy: “Don’t you start with me about pirates!”
Once Upon a Time
- Killian Jones: “Actually, I quite fancy you time to time. When you’re not yelling at me.”
- Killian Jones: “You need a hand, love?”
- Killian Jones: “Bloody hell. I left my talking phone in the back of your truck.”
David Nolan: “It’s just called a phone.”
Killian Jones: “What an impractical name.”
Pirates of the Caribbean (Attraction)
- Left Pirate #1: “Here, doggie, here, here, doggie. Psst, psst. Nice doggie.”
Right Pirate #2: “B’lay that talk, we want the keys, not the mutt, ya swab.” - Redd: “Ay, send them hens to Davy Jones. It’s the rum they want! Drink up me hearties, yo ho!”
- “Dead Men tell no tales.”
- “Ye come seeking adventure and salty old pirates, aye?”
- “Perhaps ye knows too much… ye’ve seen the cursed treasure, you know where it be hidd’n. Now proceed at your own risk. These be the last ‘friendly’ words ye’ll hear. Ye may not survive to pass this way again…”
For even more swashbuckling quotes, take a gander at the most iconic lines from the Pirates of the Caribbean films here.
